Good Evening Crusaders,
I know I already left you stuffed
the other day with all the delicious items found at the Seattle Food Expo. At
least I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. But I’m back and I’ve traveled
into a strange and wonderful land I just had to share with you. This segment is
something new, I call it my appeteasers section. It’s may not be enough food to
fill you up but instead it’s more about something to tantalize your taste buds
and leave you hungry for more. It’s where I get to share with you bite size
morsels that merit special attention for one reason or another. Tonight for the
first edition I thought I’d start you off with a bang. To keep you reading know
this, I have included pictures again this time.
Let’s call this an excursion into
the darker side of dark chocolate. I know I said before that I’m not a sweets
person but when I found these items I just couldn’t resist the temptation. I
should back up and clue you in on something you may not have been privy to
prior to this entry. I am not only just a foodie who eats fancy food, or normal
food even for that matter. I am, at least I’d like to think, somewhat of a connoisseur
of strange, weird, and downright bizarre foods. The stranger it is, the more
likely I am to want to try it. I pride myself on my adventurous spirit and
think food is one of the greatest ways we can express ourselves so the more
inventive the food the more I’m drawn to it. With that in mind I would like to
introduce you to 3 different items that I just couldn’t say no to.
First and foremost let me introduce
you to something that may not be that new to some of you but the intensity is.
I present to you a ghost chili salted caramel covered in dark chocolate from
Theo Chocolates.
Now I don’t know if you’re familiar
with adding heat to chocolate, but this isn’t entirely a new concept to your
humble leader. My introduction to this concept came when, entering a grocery
store I happened upon a sample lady offering a new hot salsa and with it she
had pieces of Hershey’s chocolate bar and cream cheese. I was stunned, I love
hot salsa but what was she doing ruining it with chocolate and cheese. I could
almost buy the cream cheese, as it would just make it creamy, but the chocolate
seemed like such a bad idea. I gave her the benefit of the doubt though and
tried it. It was like a little explosion went off in my mouth, the heat from
the salsa sizzled and BOOM brought me way way up and then I tasted the
sweetness of the chocolate which was like a little parachute to allow me glide
slowly back to land unharmed. I couldn’t believe it, wow what an experience, I
had to try it again. And with the creaminess of the cream cheese it was just
all the better. So that’s kind of like these little gems, I know the words
ghost chili scares a lot of you. Heck it even kind of makes me a little nervous
but trust me when I say it’s not as spicy as you’d expect. Yes, there was a
little heat I won’t lie but really it was all balanced out nicely by the sweet
caramel and chocolate, add a little salt and it was a nice little warming you
up down to your toes.
Next up in this exploration of the
macabre was Mo’s Dark Bar from Vosges. This is where they add Bacon to the
chocolate bar. Yes, you read that correctly there’s Bacon in there. We all know
that Bacon makes everything truly better so why not chocolate as well. I’m
fairly certain that if there is a heaven then in their farm they have genetically
altered super-pigs that are the size of water buffalo providing strips the size
of tube socks and magically regenerate their bacon giving properties overnight.
It is truly one of life’s greatest pleasures, to eat a strip of nice warm bacon
fresh from the pan. I defy you to find
something that brings so much joy from so little effort as bacon does to the
masses of its loyal followers. Ok, I’m
getting off topic, picture #1 is how it looks in the wrapper just so if you
want you can find it yourself.
This wonderful creation also comes
in milk chocolate for those of you who find dark chocolate too rich for their
taste buds. Once again this concept is not entirely new to me but one that I’ve
always found particularly interesting. Not as strange as the contrast between
heat and sweet this is more of a war of sugary versus salty. As I’ve said Bacon
makes everything better and chocolate is no exception. At first you get the
sweet smoothness of the chocolate and then you get a sharp turn to savory
saltiness in the bacon.
Now you know how the bar looks when
it’s out of the box. I strongly recommend this goodie for chocolate and Bacon
lovers alike. Definitely an experience you won’t forget or regret I promise you.
Last stop on our excursion of the peculiar
is something I couldn’t even begin to imagine in my wildest foodie imagination.
Yes, even I haven’t tried this one, as I’m quite sure many of you haven’t
either. If you have please let me know cause you and I need to go on a bizarre
food safari sometime, as you and I obviously share a very similar interest in
the bizarre.
I know what you’re thinking,
because it’s probably the same thing I thought when I first saw this. I’m going
to be a gentleman and not repeat it here but it probably starts with “What” and
ends in ”The Hell is that?” It does
indeed say Ramen and I’m pretty sure many of you are like me and feasted on
Ramen noodles growing up, almost to the point that you never want to see them
again. But they’re just so delicious and cheap that for those of us on the
budget of most college students Ramen is our best friend. It can be used
multiple different ways, with combinations of other foods vast as our
imaginations, but in chocolate I never would’ve thought to do.
This was probably one of the
strangest food stuffs I’ve ever eaten in my whole life. It starts off like any
other chocolate bar that we’ve all had 100 times before. But just as soon as
you’re getting used to the same old thing the ramen comes in full speed ahead
with the salty oniony garlicky flavor. Talk about two different worlds
colliding. This was just bizarre and almost too much so at first, I thought
that I wasn’t going to like it and had made a bad mistake, and then all the
sudden it mellowed out and I was pleasantly surprised with a wonderful after
taste. It was so strange I couldn’t help but want to try another bite. Once
again I was confronted with the same experience and I just wanted more. It
almost reminds me of when you’re a kid and you roll around in the snow and then
go jump in a hot tub. First you’re feeling one way and almost on the verge of
agony and then Zing you’re suddenly feeling another completely different
sensation that made the whole thing worth it and you find yourself doing it
again and again.
Well crusaders that’s it for the
first edition of appeteasers, once again I hope I have shown you that even if
something looks different and may sound disturbing to you and your
sensibilities that it can indeed be a wonderful experience. Never be afraid to
try something new, just remember without wonderful accidents we wouldn’t have
champagne, penicillin, or even our wonderful homeland of America. Thanks for tuning in and until next time
happy hunting and Bon appetite.
Indiana Joe
you should put that on your blog.. how to try the salsa.. you do it and take pix and tell us how to do it.. oh i would pin it. lol. I would most definitely want to try that, the way that you made it sound.
ReplyDeleteyour blog also needs a warning about this may make you hunt all over your house for chocolate..when you read it... or warning.. have chocolate on hand..lol. seriously as i was reading it, i was drooling and thinking about how good chocolate sounded right now.. lol. really good blog.. i am loving it.. can't wait to see whats next. lol.